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"GOD loves everyone, exept gays, women, slaves, non-believers, non-jews, sinners, and aborted children; So we're pretty much all going to hell."

And there's a special kind of hell reserved for people like me, right?

inb4 "Ur gonna go to hell", thank you for your consideration, and reaffirmation of exactly what I'm trying to say.

Inb4 you idiots take this too literally. If you're too imbecilic to understand my meaning, you're letting religion close your mind.
"My god does not damn homosexuals to hell, he made them that way and he loves them." Your bible differs in that thinking:

"You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination." -- Leviticus 18:22

"God sees man and woman as equal, it is society that changed that" Your Bible differs on that too:

"For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man." -- 1 Corinthians 11:8

"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church." -- 1 Corinthians 14:34-35

"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so the wives to their own husbands in every thing." -- Ephesians 5:22-24

"For the woman which hath an husband is bound by the law to husband so long as he liveth" -- Romans 7:2

"Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee." -- Genesis 3:16

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so abomination unto the LORD thy God." -- Deuteronomy 22:5

Your God even condones human trafficking and slavery:

"When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the Lord thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house; and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails; And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife. And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her." -- Deuteronomy 21:10-14

"And levy a tribute unto the Lord of the men of war which went out to battle: one soul of five hundred, both of the persons, and of the beeves, and of the asses, and of the sheep: Take it of their half, and give it unto Eleazar the priest, for an heave offering of the Lord. And of the children of Israel's half, thou shalt take one portion of fifty, of the persons, of the beeves, of the asses, and of the flocks, of all manner of beasts, and give them unto the Levites, which keep the charge of the tabernacle of the Lord." -- Numbers 31:28-47

"Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour." -- Leviticus 25:44-46

That last one is also an example of racism, that it is okay to take slaves provided they aren't 'God's chosen people'.

If you have any more, I'll add them.

inb4 "Old Testament", the New Testament doesn't automatically revoke these.

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[link] explains it better than I ever could. Quick excerpt:
"The Bible presents an interesting picture of God, ie. a god who never changes (Malachi 3:6) but actually does frequently change his mind and even regrets what he's done ("repents") - Genesis 6:6,7, Exodus 32:l4, l Samuel l5:35, 2 Samuel 24:l6, l Chronicles 21:l5, Jeremiah l8:8,l0, 26:3,l3,l9, 42:l0, Ezekiel 24:l4, Joel 2:l3, Amos 7:3. Although it is to be noted that Numbers 23:l9 and l Samuel 15:2 say that God never repents.

It states God is "spirit", ie. non-physical (John 4:24) and yet he is always called 'him' or 'he' as if he had a male body, and then it states that although spirit, he has feet (Psalm l8:9), arms (Jeremiah 27:5), wings (Psalm 36:7), hands (Job 27:ll), eyes (Deuteronomy 8:3), a mouth (Isaiah l:20), ears (2 Chronicles 6:40), nostrils (Exodus l5:8) and legs (Genesis 3:8). He also uses a razor - Isaiah 7:20. He also occasionally roars (Joel 3:l6) and sometimes he even whistles (Isaiah 5:26). Although he has never been seen (John l:l8), he has actually been seen (Isa 6:l), and he even revealed his rear to Moses (Exodus 33:21-22).......

.... If the God of the Bible is truly God, then there is a dilemma; for God to be God, he has to be omnipotent, responsible for the creation of everything; this includes evil; if he did not create evil, then he was not wholly creative, and therefore cannot be God. In fact the Bible does actually say God commits evil, eg. Exodus 32:l4, 2 Sam 24:l6, 1 Chron 21:l5, Jer l8:8, 26:3,l3,l9, Jonah 3:l0. Furthermore he sends lying spirits (l Kings 22:23, 2 Chronicles l8:22) and deliberately deceives people (2 Thessalonians 2:ll). And not only this, he admits to being responsible for the creation of evil and misery - Isaiah 45:7, and that he has deliberately made people so he can destroy them - Proverbs l6:4.

He condemns killing (Exodus 20:l3) but orders it (Exodus 32:27); he encourages wisdom (Proverbs 4:7) but condemns it (l Corinthians l:l9); he protects the righteous (Proverbs 12:21) but does not (Hebrews ll:36-37); he cuts off the wicked (Proverbs l0:27) but does not (Job 21:7-9); he commands respect for parents (Exodus 20:l2) but encourages hatred for them (Luke l6:9); he blesses peace (Matthew 5:9) but brings war (Matthew l0:34, Revelation l9:ll).

It continues by saying God will keep the earth (Ecclesiastes l:4), but will destroy it (2 Peter 3:l0); is invisible and unseen (John l:l8, l Timothy 6:l5-l6) but has been seen (Amos 9:l, Deuteronomy 5:24); he lives in dazzling light (l Timothy 6:l5-l6), but lives in darkness (l Kings 8:l2)....

....The statement that Christian life is the basis of a happy fulfilled family life, is certainly not based on Jesus' supposed teaching. In fact Jesus says very little on this subject. One of the occasions he does refer or rather, allude to family life is when he lists some of the Ten Commandments to the man asking about acquiring eternal life, and repeats the commandment of honouring parents. This appears in Matthew l9:l6-22 where the enquirer is a young man (l9:20) and in Luke l8:l8-23, but here he is a ruler. In Mark (l0:l7-22) he is clearly not 'young' as he recalls his youth in l0:20. This is a typical example of how the Gospels do not agree with each other.

In Mark, Jesus lists off some of the Decalogue (l0 Commandments) including 'Honour your parents', but he also lists 'Do not defraud' (l0:l9) as one of the Commandments. However, this is not one of the Ten Commandments. (These are found in Exodus 20:l-l7, Deuteronomy 5:6-21). Note how Matt (l9:l8) and Luke (l8:20), correct this error in Mark (they correct others also elsewhere in Mark). This again is an example of how Mark's author was not a Jew (who would at least know the l0 Commandments).

Furthermore, it clearly has Jesus saying things that could not have been said, and how the speech cannot be authentic; furthermore, it shows how Matt and Luke's authors freely changed Mark where they saw a mistake; their compositions cannot be reliable accounts either.

There is also the factor that it is somewhat inappropriate for Jesus to preach about the honouring of parents when he also advocates, for example, hating one's family (Luke l4:26), that his purpose was to break up families (Matthew l0:34-36, Luke 12:51-53), not even burying them when they die (Matthew 8:21-22) and deserting one's own family (resulting in a reward) (Luke l8:29-30)."
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BatLover800 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2011
I say the bible's been tossed around too much for me to believe anything that comes out of it anymore, but I really don't think it matters either way, because we'll never know until all humankind as we know it is wiped out, amirite? ;D
VladmiesserDiVisker Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Quantization Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2011
God would have to have been an epileptic to create something as fantastic as the platypus.

Cue obligatory butt-hurt epileptic comment here.
VladmiesserDiVisker Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
He probably had a nervous twitch or something while he was creating the platypus XD
psychotic-Dragon Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2011
PFFFFT hahahaha!

I honestly at first was about to go into flame mode on this but then I read the artist's comments and realized you're just trolling religion. :iconthumbsupplz:

Personally, I'm agnostic so I'll respect everyone's choices in what they choose to believe or choose not to believe.
ForTheLoveofSatire Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2011
You know there's a difference between trolling and attempting to present an argument with credible evidence? (in this case, a critique of Christianity using its most valued source of faith: The Bible)
kindkaiser Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
most christians seem to be unaware of the their bloody past which is full of crusades. Let us not forget about inquisitions also, with torture and rape. If you dont believe me google it, there are all kinds of nasty little devices that they use to use on people.
10T-Bird08 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011  Professional Writer
You make some excellent points, and I respect your view, however you might not want to look at the Bible in bits and pieces as you have. One cannot fully understand God's message without reading God's message. While the Bible states that people who commit the sins you have mentioned need only ask Jesus for forgiveness. It is not that God hates them. Read the parables at the end of my quotes listed below to see what God is REALLY like (especially the parable of the lost coin and sheep). Like I said in the beginning though, I respect your opinion and I am not judging you. I am simply displaying a few facts that have been overlooked. You don't need to agree with me. This is just how I look at the Bible.

Acts 3:19 “Repent therefore and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, so that times of refreshing may come from the presence of the Lord.”

Luke 7:47-48 “Therefore, I tell you, her many sins have been forgiven—for she loved much. But he who has been forgiven little loves little.” Then Jesus said to her, “Your sins are forgiven.”

Luke 15: 4-24 (NIV)

The Parable of the Lost Sheep

“Suppose one of you has a hundred sheep and loses one of them. Does he not leave the ninety-nine in the open country and go after the lost sheep until he finds it? And when he finds it, he joyfully puts it on his shoulders and goes home. Then he calls his friends and neighbors together and says, ‘Rejoice with me; I have found my lost sheep.’ I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.”

The Parable of the Lost Coin
“Or suppose a woman has ten silver coins and loses one. Does she not light a lamp, sweep the house and search carefully until she finds it? And when she finds it, she calls her friends and neighbors together and says, ‘Rejoice with me; I have found my lost coin.’ In the same way, I tell you, there is rejoicing in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner who repents.”

The Parable of the Lost Son
“Jesus continued: “There was a man who had two sons. The younger one said to his father, ‘Father, give me my share of the estate.’ So he divided his property between them. Not long after that, the younger son got together all he had, set off for a distant country and there squandered his wealth in wild living. After he had spent everything, there was a severe famine in that whole country, and he began to be in need. So he went and hired himself out to a citizen of that country, who sent him to his fields to feed pigs. He longed to fill his stomach with the pods that the pigs were eating, but no one gave him anything.

When he came to his senses, he said, ‘How many of my father’s hired men have food to spare, and here I am starving to death! I will set out and go back to my father and say to him: Father, I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy to be called your son; make me like one of your hired men.’ So he got up and went to his father. But while he was still a long way off, his father saw him and was filled with compassion for him; he ran to his son, threw his arms around him and kissed him.

The son said to him, ‘Father, I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy to be called your son. But the father said to his servants, ‘Quick! Bring the best robe and put it on him. Put a ring on his finger and sandals on his feet. Bring the fattened calf and kill it. Let’s have a feast and celebrate. For this son of mine was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.’ So they began to celebrate.”
Quantization Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011
The point is, those same people who claim that "God loves all" also act out the hatred that the Old Testament 'god' enacted against those who were in deviancy of your bible. Your 'parables' do not undo that which your bible also claims, it's merely a patch to cover up plotholes.

The bible also says that it's perfectly okay to rape a virgin provided you pay her father afterwards for the pleasure of doing so, and if you do not, you and the victim shall be stoned to death. Quite a peaceful, loving religion you all practice.
10T-Bird08 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011  Professional Writer
In order to argue about the old testamant, however, you have to understand that Jesus had not yet been born. Jesus was that final link between humanity and the spiritual realm. Also, I will not deny that God is vengeful, for He said so.

Sex has become so perverted these days. It was created for a married man and woman to create offspring, not to just do. This is one quote about rape: "But if in the field the man finds the girl who is engaged, and the man forces her and lies with her, then only the man who lies with her shall die. 26"But you shall do nothing to the girl; there is no sin in the girl worthy of death, for just as a man rises against his neighbor and murders him, so is this case. 27"When he found her in the field, the engaged girl cried out, but there was no one to save her," (Deut. 22:25-27). Could you please site your verse so I can look it up to better understand where you are coming from? I do recall a verse along those lines, but I don't remember where it was.

I must commend you on your knowledge of the Bible, however. You are very well read and have a good leg to stand on for your views.
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